The Mouse and Elephant Trilogy are three funny yet frightening novels of speculative fiction set in our very near future. The books identify and discuss achievable solutions to improve our current political systems and to begin recovery from the horrifying Baby Boomer environmental legacy. The solutions discussed will require us to change our ways. Are we willing? Are we brave enough? The Mouse Who Poked an Elephant (Book 1), Mouse, Bear and Elephant Games (Book 2 ), and The Mouse and Elephant’s Awkward Dilemma (Book 3) are novels filled with hope for our children’s children. All three novels are available from online booksellers worldwide, or (to Canadian customers) directly from the author on this website.
Donald J. Trimp
These are the worst books I have ever read. Absolute garbage. And if these books are published (won’t happen) I will sue the author (who is a real punk and a big loser by the way) for defamation. I have the best lawyers!
Look, I don’t have the spare time to write forewords for unknown Canadian authors. I’m extremely busy running one of the largest empires the world has ever known. Plus, now, I’m the President of the United States of America, and, I’m really, really good at it.
But, because I’m in the books, and the author sent me the manuscripts, I felt obliged to read them. I mean, if you were famous enough that people wrote about you, would you read the stuff they wrote? Sure you would. And, if they wrote mean things about you, would you fire back? It’s a rhetorical question.
The future me would never do or say half of the things this author writes about. Trust me: I am not a big threat to world peace or the global environment like these books say.
Look, my book is still on the shelves if you are looking for a great book to buy. It’s called The Art of the Steal by Donald J. Trimp. It was a New York Times bestseller. That means millions of people bought my book. Millions of people don’t make stupid choices, so it must be a true literary masterpiece. Not like these stupid Mouse and Elephant thingys. Anyway, I gotta go drain swamps and Make America Great. Again.
Donald J. Trimp
Bestselling Author of The Art of the Steal
CEO, Trimp, Inc.