Acclaim for The Mouse who Poked an Elephant


“The funniest, sexiest, scariest book we’ve read since the Bible.”

– God


“If you only buy one book this year, it should be this one. The author owes me a lot of money.”

– “Big Tony” Mancuso


“Some great ideas (a lot of them mine…) woven into a sexy roller coaster of a Manifesto.”

– Karl Marx


“… Finally. Books filled with hope that strong female leadership will save this planet and our species from Alpha males. Step aside please gentlemen. We’ve got this.”

– Michelle Oobima


“Ghengis Khan, Jesus and myself are still laughing…it’s a triumph of political wit!”

– Fidel Castro


“If you read this book in the 50’s or 60’s, you would have gone to prison! The author is the single largest threat to American freedom alive today. He should be hanged for treason, or imprisoned far away from pen and ink.”

– Joe McCarthy


“Oh Emm Gee, we love the ideas in these books! When does the revolution start?”

– The Huddled Masses, Yearning to be Free